Of course I do! He is the most kawaii person I’ve ever met!

[ LOL WHAT ARE YOU DOING? You would ask something like this xD ]

Tseng? Nah, we’re not related at all. Heck, he’s a friggin traitor! Siding with Shinra when we were at war with them… Man, I can’t believe it!

Though I have to admit that he isn’t that bad of a guy during the times I’ve run into him while I was hanging at the WRO headquarters or running around the Shinra building.

Anon, what are you smoking? Of course I’m Yuffie? Who else would I be?

[ Thank you! I’ve had many people tell me that xD ]

What on Da Chao are you talking about? No materia?!

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT MY PRECIOUS MATERIA! NOOOOOO!!

I don’t know who you are, so I can’t say the same, but thanks! Of course, everyone wants to get with a sexy ninja like me!

You mean out of AVALANCHE? Me, because I’m the best, duh! Without the Great Ninja Yuffie, those guys wouldn’t have been able to survive or beat Sephiroth and Shinra!

Heck, I even have an action figure of myself!