Anonymous sent: Who do you like the most out of the group?

You mean out of AVALANCHE? Me, because I’m the best, duh! Without the Great Ninja Yuffie, those guys wouldn’t have been able to survive or beat Sephiroth and Shinra!

Heck, I even have an action figure of myself!

cobi-maestro sent: Oh meeemeeenext~ So Yuffie. What do you find attractive in guys? Is it all dark and mysterious like Vincent? /finds notebook and pen

Hm, I guess I like guys who are tall, dark, and mysterious. It makes it all the more interesting to figure him out, right?

Hey, are you taking notes? Ooh, trying to make yourself so I’ll be attracted to you? Heh, I knew you couldn’t resist my charm!

Oh you.

Anonymous sent: Do you ever think about taking over the world?

Taking over the world?

Hm, I’m usually so focused on my WRO missions and thinking of ways to restore glory to Wutai, so no. I’m not a psycho like Sephiroth!

Anonymous sent: Okay Yuffie! Tell me something. What do you really think of Cloud Strife. Dork? Weirdo? Special guy? Your hero? Whatever, just tell us.

Hm, some days he can be the biggest emo kid that ever lived, and other days he’s pretty cool. If you ask me, I think he’s like a big brother to me.

I guess he’s a hero since he defeated Sephiroth and saved the world and all. Honestly, I think he’s Tifa’s hero, but don’t let her know I said that.

Anonymous sent: Are you the last surviving ninja? If not, where can we find the others?

That, my dear anon, is a secret, and ninjas don’t give out their secrets so freely.

Anonymous sent: Yuffie, do you have any prized possessions aside from your extensive materia collection?

Don’t let Vinnie know, but I have this super cute plushie of him that I adore :)

Anonymous sent: Have you ever been with a girl in bed? Who's your favorite person to partner up with in FF7? What's your favorite FFGame? What if Edge told you he was better at being a ninja?

Tifa, Aeirs, and I have had plenty of sleepovers, and we like to all cram onto Tifa’s bed! So only those two.

Vincent is my favorite battle partner! We’re such a fantastic duo that Reeve likes to pair us up all the time for missions. And don’t forget that it was us who helped get rid of all those Deepground soldiers. We’re such great partners that he even lets me have a poster of him on my wall!

Uh… what’s FFGame?

[ If you’re asking me, I’ve only played 7, 8, parts of 9, and 13. My fave one is 7, not because of its popularity and such, but because it was the one that got me into roleplaying on Tumblr, and through that, I’ve made many wonderful friends here c: ]

Who is this Edge person?! No one is better than me! I’m the best ninja around!